Every Wednesday Our Street Floods

I stepped outside the front door today and the street was flooded. (Hang on. Didn't that happen last Wednesday too?!)

Last time the flooding was caused by a broken water main. This time it was a car accident. The kind of car accident that happens in movies: Two cars collided at the intersection. One car goes out of control, runs up on the sidewalk, snaps off the fire hydrant, water shoots into the air.