Bicycle Water Bottle Cage Coat Hook

You wouldn't hang a jersey on a coat hook because the knit would stretch. However, you can hang a jersey on the Bach coat hook.

A quick look at their website confirmed my suspicions: The $10 stainless steel Bach is clearly modeled after a bicycle water bottle cage. Nothing wrong with that. But why not reverse engineer the Bach. Water bottle cages are cheap. They come in colours. And they have built in screw holes. Perfect.