R. Lee Ermey Alarm Clock

Fans of the movie "Full Metal Jacket" will love the Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock. Imagine waking up to this.


OK, so I'm making this up. In truth the clock is cheap junk, and doesn't say anything outrageous. But wouldn't it be cool if someone really did sell a Gunnery Sergeant Hartman alarm clock?
Listen while Hartman names his maggots.


Thanks Redferret